so-stay-sweetly-numb:

justblacklistme:

THIS WAS THE ONE CLIP OF ROBOT CHICKEN THAT MADE ME ALMOST PASS OUT FROM LAUGHING SO HARD AND FOR SO LONG

This was the first robot chicken episode I had ever seen and I died. So glad this gif though has it uncensored which makes it better

dxstihell:

Some of the best of tumblr part two

Part one

Part 3

anchors-awaysailor:

Things Girls Have To Do In The Shower:
-shave
-shampoo hair
-condition hair
-wash the face (have you ever tried to get makeup off)
-wash the body
-try to get conditioner out & fail to get it all out
-did i mention shave that takes a long time
-like summon satan and stuff

Things Boys Have To Do In The Shower:
-i dunno i think my brother uses soap sometimes

Don’t complain when my shower’s not 5 minutes long

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Why Tumblr should(n’t) have kids 

fatallywhimsical:

Have you ever been trapped at the table in the middle of a dad story? Now imagine your dad is Wolverine.

fatallywhimsical:

Have you ever been trapped at the table in the middle of a dad story? Now imagine your dad is Wolverine.

Little Cute Stories

My niece has just turn six. (x)

tyleroakley:

undisclosing:

When i was 3 i insisted on having this picture taken

HERO FROM THE START

tyleroakley:

undisclosing:

When i was 3 i insisted on having this picture taken

HERO FROM THE START

roosterteethboys:

Gavin’s eyes appreciation post 

(x) + (x) + (x) + (x) + (x)